June 2012
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
May 2012
galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
The Promise Part 2 link if anyone wants it. →
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
arlingtondr:
Reblog if you think Agent Phil Coulson should get...
chasertiff:
macnmeez:
Where Agent Coulson and Agent Galaga team up to get vengeance for Coulson’s bloodied vintage captain america cards?
Yes please.
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
Fluffy Doctors
yun-zl:
I think I’m go down with this group.
